I accidentally opened my brother’s package and now I know something I never wanted to know
I genuinely opened it by accident because we get packages mixed up sometimes and I only realized after I had already opened it.
Inside was a huge bright red canine dildo. I was already mentally buffering from that because my brother acts very “straight dude bro” and has made lowkey homophobic comments before.
I tried to forget it happened.
Whatever. People have private lives. But at the same time wtf???
But then another package arrived for him today and I just couldn’t help but be curious… I know it’s my own fault but I just had to know.
it was a HORSE dildo.
Now I’m stuck with this cursed knowledge and I cannot look at him normally anymore. I feel bad because obviously that’s incredibly private and I would never expose him or shame him for it, but my brain keeps randomly going
“your brother owns a horse dildo.”
I know thats not the same thing at all but we own a male dog… and I… had some concerning thoughts.
Maybe it’s a gag gift for a friend? But TWO?
I’m very very confused