u/New_Second_3802

Our strategy? Smoke first, plan never. 🍃⚔️
Drinking weed and smoking beer like true professionals. 🍺💨
Half the clan is high, the other half forgot to attack.
We 3-star bases we can’t even pronounce. 🔥
Clan motto: “One more war” since 2019.
Too drunk for politics, too stoned to lose.
If the attack works, we meant it. 😎
Running on beer, weed, and pure bad decisions.
War starts when the snacks run out. 🍕⚔️
Our clan castle smells suspiciously herbal. 🌿
We don’t miss attacks… we just lose track of time. ⏰🍃
High trophies, low brain cells.
Please donate troops and emotional support.
We came for loot and forgot why we logged in.
The only thing stronger than our troops is the smell in voice chat. 😂🔥