"You're a walking washing machine"
I really want to tell this story and felt like it would fit here, so.
So in my class there is this guy. And this guy is kinda fat, (I want to make it clear that I have nothing against that, you're beautiful and take care of yourself) he also never shower and have dandruff that looks like it's snowing wherever he goes, but that's beside the point.
He's the kind of guy who will joke about racism, sexism, homophobia and bodyshaming, but can not take a joke back.
And one day he was saying "You're a walking washing machine" to litterally all the girls he saw. And we hung with the same friendgrup that day, so I heared it every single time. So when we sat in the library and he'd said it for the 100th time that day I got pretty fed up.
He said the joke "You're a walking washing machine" to one of our friends. And I answered "And you're build like a washing machine" all our friends laughed, safe to say he never made that joke again.