Ideal friend group composition
Me, straight male, stoner likes skateboarding and hardcore music.
A girl with an advanced degree who is mean and rude and likes to dress and talk like Paris Hilton, would be asexual if she didn’t date coke dealers
A beautiful masc lesbian, essentially me as above
but has a rotation of ambiguously non-platonic friendships and destroys the hearts of the women of our city
A brown gay man, over 6 foot three and overweight ideally from the Polynesian islands, laughs loudly and often, loves good wine and food
A male dwarf, likes to endanger himself à la jackass or rodeo dwarves for our entertainment when we hit the clubs