I suck at Kayle
Lady of Judgment, punish me if I say something wrong. I have been at this too long. I absolutely suck at Kayle. I have over 200 games on her, I still can't play her, yet somehow I carry on. I am currently at platinum rank which isn't really advanced, but player skill has risen well and so has the demand. I love her so much : her kit, her look, the idea of her champion but I simply cannot play her, no matter what I planned. Mechanically Dysfunctional is what I am. I try and try and try and try again and again, I went through the phases of playing her, once like I owe the mafia their gain, pushing through the pain. I started to grasp that Kayle isn't a total minion and started trading in lane, winning fights even versus hard champions like the windeshittero brothers, but it was all in vain. As soon as the laning phase is over it's basically over and here I am again. I simply make too many mistakes for this excellent champion, one misstep, one wrong second, one wrong ability, one wrong chase, one wrong auto... and it's all gone down the drain, wasted, to never reappear again. Oh lady justice, smite me if I say something wrong this disheveled peasant wriggling at your absolute light, but alas the darkness grasping at my knees, dragged and forgotten, I simply don't belong, as inept as I am at granting you victory all along.
Help me fellow worshippers, rain the holy fire upon thy enemies and engulf the rift in your rage let them disappear, scorched and forgotten, beneath the weight of insurmountable disdain.
(if you actually read my rant pls help T_T).
