u/NavyVetRasmussen

Stanley on The Confrontation: "Did I stutter?"

Stanley The "Top It" Quote: "Every day you do something stupider than the day before.

Just when I think you've reached the bottom, you find a way to dig deeper.

You are a professional idiot".

"Everyday you do something stupider than you did the day before.

And I think, there's no possible way that he can top that.

But what do you do? You find a way, damn it, to top it!" 

Stanley On Respect: "I've watched you screw up this office for 10 years... You are a person that I do not respect

To be fair here, retired Navy Captain and an Engineering Project Manager at a big 3 firm.

Stanley might have been rude but he made some very valid point.

In the real world, Michael would have been fired YEARS ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iahcJPo9Dwg

Best Scene from Robert California.

Robert California: Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?

Jim: Oh, god, nature, please.

Robert California: When two animals are having sex, one of them... is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutual—this isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor. 

Jim: Was that not the—?

Robert California: All life is sex. And all sex is competition. And there are no rules to that game. That wasn't so perverted, now was it?

https://preview.redd.it/nydtbf4jp7tg1.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd5bc6933a5217ec68026471cc4a777d20226651