u/Narrow-Sea-4254 — reddlx

I'm not too religious but this might help:

God grant me the serenity to NOT open every damn day -- and sometimes repeatedly -- the 1998 Yahoo-esque piece of shit servicesonline.opm.gov web site. Nothing has changed for 4 months and it won't.
God grant me the serenity to NOT open the DOGE-bro retire.opm.gov site that is also frozen in time from December 2025.
God grant me the serenity to NOT call the friendly but totally useless agents at 888-767-6738.
God grant me the serenity to NOT care about "Individual Retirement Records" and other completely useless terms that I never heard about in 35 years of government service.
God grant me the serenity to NOT check my bank account every damn day for a mysterious OPM deposit of thousands upon thousands of dollars.
God grant me the serenity to NOT send any additional messages to worthless congressman's office who did zero, nada, zilch.
God grant me the serenity to head right to the nearest legal cannabis dispensary in my state and get high as shit and not care about any of this. (especially since I no longer get drug tested).

That is all. (and honestly, I am committing myself to stop checking. I am so done with it.)