I only realized just now from which Route came the second screenshot (the first one is painfully obvious), and that makes the whole thing a hundred time funnier. Can't even pull the "different writers without communication led to this", that's the same guy behind both apparently.
I would have added more ingredients if I could
I've seen this joke a few times on the sub and wanted to put it with the actual image lol
I just realized the potential of that CG and now I almost want to start a series with it lmao
Also, I might make an edit of the top comment
This is an old random idea I had and that I kinda forgot along the way. Anyway, there is one major rule to this list: I can't make the same wish twice!
I'll still note tho that I do have a joker "revive everyone" wish independent of everyone's own single revival. Also I might cheat a little but who cares. I may also use some simple random jokers when I'm out of ideas, you'll be able to tell lol.
I don't have a lot of imagination so don't expect a lot from me >_< Give me more ideas if you have some :p
Btw you have an endings template here with big ass numbers on images and with names if you need.
Without further ado
001: Revive Everyone (SDU only, Eva included)
Yes, this is only the first ending, and I'm already using the most powerful wish. But hey, I think that's a little fair lol, most powerful Ending gotta get the most powerful wish. There is no other ending where I would want that more, both for the living (Nozomi) who definitely deserves to see her friends again, and the dead that also deserve to live here. This is one of my favorite cast of the game so of course this is where I'm gonna use the Revive Everyone card. Also note that with the satellite being destroyed there won't be any war to live trough here. Oh and since this is the only time I'll be able to use the Revive Everyone card then I obviously also include Eva in it so that she can reunite with her daughter.
002: Give everyone some memories back, but only the good parts that won't affect them negatively
The wish is self-explanatory lol.
003: Revive Eito
Pretty easy one tbh. Assuming that 001 plays the same in 003's future, I'm a sucker of the idea of Nozomi finding Eito if we give him a revival.
004: Delete that Ending
Yeah I couldn't come up with anything lol.
005: Revive Kamyuhn
I'm gonna obliterate that last Rebellion choice, just watch.
006: Revive Nozomi
Easiest choice of my life and I don't think I even need to explain it. I know Nozomi dies a lot so her reboot card is a bit precious, but I don't care I'm using it here, we're not killing a post-truth Nozomi on my watch. Not after finally give her something to live for.
007: Revive Eva
I might not be the biggest fan of Eva's romance in her Route because of how poorly it was done, but hey this one still should be obvious. Plus this isn't the ending where we cowardly abandoned everyone so I don't mind.
008: Make so that V'ehxness finds Takumi and Eva and kills them
Yes, I hate that Ending so much that my wish isn't even positive. I fucking hate that version of Takumi with every fiber of my being and I shouldn't have to explain why. And even Eva is not at her best portrayal with how Kamyuhn was handled lol. Screw them, one of the least deserved happy ending of the game imo.
009: Kill Eito, for good
Come on now let my boy win the endurance match lmao.
010: Mute Eito
Problem solved.
011: Let me play as Takumi
I mean, if the ending is basically "fuck it let's kill everyone" might as well let me do it and go make the genocide myself in a fuckit mode lmao (I'm a danger)
012: Let me see who is alive
Simple.
013: Revive futurans and make this timeline a new try for peace after the SDU learn the truth
014: Give Takumi his time travel ability back
Blud won't achieve anything with the PLM lmao
015: Bzz Takumi outside instead
Time to make wishes as various as the Conspiracy Endings
016: Bzz Takumi in the bus instead
In other words inside Eun-
017: Bzz Takumi in a classroom instead
018: Bzz Takumi in the war room instead
019: Bzz Takumi in the ruins instead
020: Bzz Nozomi instead
I mean, her entire existence is dying in the most random ways ever.
021: Kill Gotoh bruh
022: Revive my man Valla-Garzo
023: Revive Zen'ta I guess
024: Replace the milk dream with the Karua dream where she was about to say "I love you"
Stealing that from a comment. I just like the idea of Takumi living back his dream life with Karua if he chooses to stay in the dream. Especially since that flashback in particular had Takumi saying "So it was all a dream...?"
025: FOR GODS SAKE I WISH TO SKIP BOB WISHES IF I CAN
Wish granted
026: :3
027: Kill Gaku
**028: :**3
029: :3
030: Revive Shouma
Well, I guess this is the best ending to use Shouma's reboot card, the one from his own branch of BoB where he dies. (They can use the boxes I'm literally using myself in this post???)
031: :3
032: Never let Ukyo Kodachi touch this game ever again
033: Give Kako-G the frog she asked for :3
034: Make so that Nozomi-G is knocked out instead of blown up
Yeah I might be cheating little given that I already used her reboot card, but idc this is my post deal with it, this isn't a reboot but a prevention to die in the first place this time lol. Since we saw in SF that getting rid of G'ies is actually possible, and since we are heading toward the satellite with all their labs and all, I genuinely want a chance for Nozomi to be cured here.
035: After giving them some plot armor because of the missiles, let the Takumi x Nozomi-G AU be real!
036: Give lot of money to Takugaku
Now they can have even more influence with their rituals and cosplay as Hatsune Miku!
037: Revive Gaku
I guess if there's a place to use his reboot card it would be here?
038: Revive Parmith because why not
039: Revive Nozomi-G (not Nozomi) and let her enter her revenge arc for being treated like nothing in that branch of BOC
040: Revive Szanshin
041: Undo Nozomi's brainwashing
Not necessarily as soon as the ending takes place, but at some point at least I'd like Nozomi to be herself again without anyone noticing, and trying to deal with the situation somehow.
042: Kill everyone
Yes. Fucking. Kill. Everyone.
043: Replace Nyewgank with Eva
I'm sorry Nyewgank but I don't fucking know anything about you. This ending is just the same as an "everyone died" I don't care about you. Another idea I'm stealing from a comment because I liked it and it would make me appreciate this ending more, if Eva would be the last survivor and V'ehxness told her "go back to you mom/daughter life and enjoy it".
044: Now that V'ehxness is dead, the SDU and the commanders become friends
And we have a rap battle between Quenzelle and Gaku with Turamtammi as the judge.
045: Extend this ending with whatever shit will happen the next day, and make it the Route where Nozomi and Eito finally interact (still keeping Takuzomi tho) and also the one that'll explore commanders
Come on now this Route ends on Day 14 with nobody dead, this is NOT the end.
046: Remove Nozomi's hemoanima
Yeah another Muyu cheat. Shhh
047: Keep that timeline on track with what it started
I really wanted to use Darumi's reboot card here. It's a very big item considering that she is dead in most of the endings, and using it on a happy end would have been one of the best use of it. But I literally can't wish anything other than Darumi's revival for ending 050 of Retsnom and since I can't do the same wish twice then unfortunately Darumi will have to stay dead in COA. And since Shouma and Eva's reboot card are both already used too there's no one left to revive here. Not even Eito. It's a shame because I already consider that timeline to be grounded for happy future so it's kind of a useless wish but I guess I'm gonna confirm it anyway at least.
048: Let Takumi and Nozomi's soul still marry in heaven
049: Make a lot of Nozomi clones so I can build my Nozomi harem
050: Revive Darumi
Next question.
051: Revive Pakron
052: Kill that Retsnom mf
How dare you kill Darumi like that.
053: Revive my boy Murvrum
054: Make so that Eva actually fulfill her promise and let me play it as a spin off game
Eva has every right to enter her villain arc at the end of SF lol. I don't really know what to do with that ending so I guess I'm just gonna keep it as it is and just add a confirmation that Eva won't be stopped. And play it myself.
055: Undo Eva's brainwashing
Not only I totally despise the very idea of 055 arbitrarily being a happy ending where everything go fine with humanity for some reason after stopping them, but one thing I hate just as much is the portrayal of 054 as the bad ending because Eva woke up from her brainwashing. Like, if we can keep her in that state then that's the happy ending while we did wrong things in 055 just like in 054. Isn't that really fucked up? Screw it, awaken Eva here too.
056: Kill Kako-G
Can't have an "everyone dies" Ending if the killer doesn't die too.
057: Hit Kako-G with the random meteor too
Checkmate.
058: Revive Takumi
Let my boy live.
059: Screw the open ending and let Mystery-Takuzomi happen
If 059 and 100 are the same ending, that means I can do two wishes for one ending? Nice. That was the first one. I made it in the Mystery timeline because there's not much left to do in the SF one lol.
060: Kill Takumi-G
Fuck that guy, it's time to save Slasher for good.
061: After watching so many movies, Takumi and Kurara will eventually become actors and play in their own movies
062: Invite me (Muyu) at their wedding so I can eat Kurara's best curry ever
063: I want Takumi and Kyoshika to watch One Piece and pursue the eternal long debate of Mihawk vs Shanks
064: I want Takumi and Tsubasa to do Nascar races in their future
065: Wishing for Takumi and Nozomi's date to work out :3
In fact I still love this ending regardless, but if I can choose then....
066: Let it be the Moko Romance Route
067: Make Nozorara happen
Ideally I would do that on any Route where Kurara is alive and Takunozo doesn't happen but I can't use the same wish twice remember.
068: Let Eito escape his cage. His 100 days in the cage changed his disorder so now he literally just wants to have sex with Takumi just like all the fandom fan arts seems to think, and now before everyone board the pod he says "Takumi! Wait! I know how you're feeling! You're gay!" (keep in mind that disorder aside Eito isn't good with social interactions)
069: Make Nozomi's vision blurry
She doesn't have to see Takumi killer in her last moments :/
070: Stop the missiles
Leave the last survivors alone ;/
071: Revive Kurara
Honestly, despite how cruel the ending is, I don't know if making Nozomi learning the truth about Takumi would actually do her any good. If anything, she'll just be even sadder. So yeah just so you know I did think of the truth as a wish but I decided to not do it. Instead I'm reviving Kurara so that Nozomi has a friend to live with in that ending, which on top of that is a good ship with her and cherry on top it goes well with Kurara's hate of lies.
072: Make Nozomi a looper for the next timeline
There isn't much left to do here regarding the Slasher timeline itself, everyone is dead and I already used most of the reboot cards, Takumi and Hiruko have their sequel in SF etc. So I thought outside the box for that one. As someone who often talks about how fucking cruel and sad 072 is for Nozomi, I've come to think of what made a difference with Hiruko. Outside of bias of course, there has to be a reason why Hiruko's 071 death doesn't feel the same as Nozomi's 072. And there is actually one: the loop. The very concept of death doesn't apply to Hiruko the same way it does for other characters. If she dies, she'll eventually wake up again with her memories as a looper, she doesn't really "die" in the sense that she won't awake ever again. In fact that's literally why she also dies in 072 anyway, it just literally doesn't matter. So if that's the difference, let's apply it to Nozomi (: Let's make her a looper here specifically so that she doesn't really "die". Now I know that a post-072 Nozomi in a new timeline won't really be "happy", but that's all the more interesting. Imagine a timeline where she alone thinks Takumi is a serial killer because of her past memories? Interesting Route I'd like to see tbh.
073: Spawn Son Goku
"Hey, I heard you're strong" - Goku to Kurara, before getting no diffed. We need that for the Kurara being the strongest agenda!
074: Revive the Old Man
This is the most "everyone died" ending of the entire game. SDU all dead. Humanity about to live a zombie apocalypse. Futurans about to take the missiles in their faces. So what do I do? I'm reviving the old man of course!
075: Revive Kyoshika
Come on now let my girl fucking live.
076: Kill the fucking G'ie
Not just for saving Slasher's next loop, but also so that the entire fucking Kill Eito side of the game doesn't necessarily have to involve that Gie mf anymore and now we can have more various Routes on that side of the game too.
077: So my wish here is... SIKE I'M NOT TELLING YOU
078: A Kodaka apology for the stupidest ending ever
079: Since Nozomi rejected Takumi, let her marry me instead
080: Revoke Takumi's right to be a protagonist ever again
That way we can finally have the protag Nozomi DLC
081: Let the SDU all leave in the same tiny car now
082: I wish that Takumi is immortalized here like a statue for eternity and that people visit it
083: Because Takumi failed to understand the fish heads now everyone is doomed in a new loop where they'll meet as babies so that we can finally have the Babies Route
084: Give back Nozomi her cannibalism symptoms from the other Comedy branch so now she starts eating her fellow fish friends
085: Let me see Nozomi's corpse
I don't know what to do with this one, I already used Kamyuhn's reboot card, so I'm gonna use this ending to answer one of my random questions: Does Nozomi end up as a mummy if we absorb her hemoanima?
086: Revive my boi Addamaque
I know he killed Hiruko but screw it.
087: Integrate Nozomi into the group again
And I don't mean the polycule ship here, to be fair I don't see Nozomi in that romantically. I just mean the group as a whole. Nozomi becoming an outsider by the end of the Route while being one of the most tied character to the alliance considering that not just one but two members from it -close 2LDA friends on top of that- literally sacrificed their lives for her is some next level bullshit. Single-handedly holding back my enjoyment of the end of the Route despite all I love around it.
088: Revive Tsubasa, while keeping her disqualified in the ranking, and let the couple know that
What I mean by that is that she won't be executed a second time. And if they know it they can also return to the academy while we're at it.
089: Revive Yugamu
I'm going to be completely honest that one was a last resort, but I really couldn't think of anything for it, neither could I think of where to use Yugamu's reboot card. Yeah bro is popular and I like him but what does he do in the game lmao. There's not a single timeline I found to be the "yeah this is the one I'd want to revive Yugamu in particular". Anyway, reviving him here because Darumi is still technically alive and she'll need someone. And even then I'm still not really satisfied with that one because Yugamu isn't even in good terms with Darumi lol.
090: Revive Quenzelle
Gotta use his reboot card too.
091: Replace Takumi with Shouma
Sorry Shouma, I don't even hate you. But you being above Takumi in the ranking of the first round while you didn't participate straight up make zero sense.
092: I wish to see an alternate Killing Game Route play out without Takumi
This isn't a really specific one, but there are so many possibilities that I'd just want to explore any tbh. With Nozomi as a protag because I'm greedy.
093: Make so that Nozomi is still alive somehow and that if we didn't find her body it's because she's actually eating some eggs with Kamyuhn far from here
Because why the fuck not? Mystery is already dumb enough anyway.
094: Revive Moko
Okay those endings are a bit dumb and there's not a lot I can do about it but I guess now Nozomi can live with Moko, which is good.
095: Let Moko kill herself too in the flames
Good things come in threes!
096: Revive Takemaru
I could have used Takemaru's reboot card in the KG ending, that would have been the best place for it, but unfortunately for him I had other priorities lol. That leaves him in the same situation as Yugamu, gonna revive him in a random Route and make a Moko x Takemaru ship here because why the fuck not.
097: Give me a CG of Takumi and Yugamu dancing
The ending is named "dance in the purple flames" but they aren't dancing. So disappointed /j
098: Switch Nozomi timeline, preferably somewhere she's supposed to be dead but Takumi is alive
Another Muyu cheat? Two in one? Nobody saw anything.
099: Revive Kako and give her a vision of who X is
Both for a narrative reason because I'd like Kako to meet with Kako-G and realize about the source of her existence, but also because Kako's presence in that part of Mystery might alter enough the events so that Nozomi doesn't fucking die.
100: LET ME SEE THE GODDAMN HUG CG
Mom said it's my turn to repost fanarts. Made for the anniversary.
I swear >!the group photo CG is one of the best thing that came out of Rebellion, I love it so fucking much!<
Also yeah I love Sylvalum and especially the Sabulas, how could you tell?
Sometimes I'm just really happy that X doesn't have the same tombstone system as 2 and 3 because that means I can still see and play with them even after defeating them