You ever botch a bookkeeping task so bad you wonder how you even put your pants on in the morning?
Like, I swear, after this one I can't believe I'm even potty trained.
Came across an absolute mess while reconciling, something I did 8 or 9 months ago. It was like, half accrual....... half cash basis? With random, arbitrary dates. Something like that? Luckily I knew exactly how to fix it and it was pretty easy, even if to this very moment I can't tell you what I even did or how I got there, like what possessed me to say to myself "yes, this is good bookkeeping." I just scrapped all the crap and started from scratch. I couldn't even handle trying to unravel whatever it is I did. It was that bad. I deserve severe punishment for crimes against humanity.
I think I'll hire a nanny to feed me spaghetti-o's because clearly I'm too incompetent to feed myself or handle solid food.