I updated my other posts, but I figured it dedicated post was the way to go as well. The team that monitors this subreddit are above and beyond. It's a stark contrast compared to the normal help desk line we call.
I can't recommend enough this team for complicated service issues. The rep that called me with 30 minutes of making my post here, remembered our conversation from the initial install way back when. Obviously it was in his Reddit DM history, but those are the kind of details that matter.
Again, thank you to Luke, Lee, Gregory, and any names I messed up or have left out. You guys are rock stars.
🤗🙏🙇👍