u/Modern_History1939

Ye baat 2022 ki hai. Mere bhaiya doggy ko normal walk pe leke gaye the. Sab kuch peacefully chal raha tha. Fir raste mein ek unc mil gaye jo jaan pehchaan ke the, to bhaiya unse khade hoke baat karne lag gaye.

Tabhi pata nahi kahan se ek khali-level physique wali, dikhne mein saand jaisi cow full speed mein aati hai aur bina warning diye bhaiya pe peeche se hamla kar deti hai.

Bhaiya literally hawa mein udd gaye aur seedha un unc ke upar jaake gire
Doggy vo WWE ka match dekhke wahan se bhaag gaya😭

Thankfully kisi ko serious chot nahi lagi, bas bhaiya ki butt mein 2-3 din tak dard raha tha😛

Lekin trauma aisa mila hai ki aaj bhi road pe vo cow dikh jaaye toh bhaiya automatically defensive stance le lete hain jaise boss fight start hone wali ho

Ye baat 2022 ki hai. Mere bhaiya doggy ko normal walk pe leke gaye the. Sab kuch peacefully chal raha tha. Fir raste mein ek unc mil gaye jo jaan pehchaan ke the, to bhaiya unse khade hoke baat karne lag gaye.

Tabhi pata nahi kahan se ek khali-level physique wali, dikhne mein saand jaisi cow full speed mein aati hai aur bina warning diye bhaiya pe peeche se hamla kar deti hai.

Bhaiya literally hawa mein udd gaye aur seedha un unc ke upar jaake gire
Doggy vo WWE ka match dekhke wahan se bhaag gaya😭

Thankfully kisi ko serious chot nahi lagi, bas bhaiya ki butt mein 2-3 din tak dard raha tha😛

Lekin trauma aisa mila hai ki aaj bhi road pe vo cow dikh jaaye toh bhaiya automatically defensive stance le lete hain jaise boss fight start hone wali ho

‎Edihh: Phir uske baad jab bhaiya apne pairoon pe khade huye to unhe us cow pe bahut gussa aaya, aur vo usse ladne lage, uske seeng choote the aur bhaiya ne vo pakad liye aur usse ladne lage kuch 15 seconds tak, tab vo us cow ko hara to nahi paaye likin apne aap ko hit bhi nahi hone diya. 15 seconds ke baad unhe akal aai ki vo to usse nahi jeetne wale, bhagne me hi bhalai hai. to vo usse choor ke bhaag gaye aur jab peeche mudd ke dekha to vo unke peeche aa rahi thi unhe maarne, to bhiya ne bhagte huye rocks uthaye aur us cow ki taraf feke. tab jaake vo ruki aur bhaiya bach gaye. Jab vo doggy ko dhund rahe the tab unhe vo ek car ke neeche chupa hua mila. Bhaiya ne use wapas pakda aur kahi ki sahi choice li usne.

Kuch post ideas bata do mitron

Kuch post ideas bata do mitron

u/Legitimate-Jump1285

Khush raho aur rehne do

Sab log jaldi jaldi wish crow👺

(Bday post banana nahi aati mekko, sawry)

Kal u/Legitimate-Jump1285 ka birthday hai

Kal se sirf maine, Chimpi ne aur Baba Rancho ne post daali hai

Sab log post crow, I can't see this subreddit dying.

Mai peacefully bahar parking mein khada tha,
tabhi ek elder aake meri butt ko touch karke chala gaya.

Mai bohot darr gaya tha,
fir maine mud ke dekha kaun hai
to pata chala wo >!mere bhaiya hain!<

>!actually kal unka18th birthday tha,!<
>!matlab officially elder ban gaye hain!<

Mai peacefully bahar parking mein khada tha,
tabhi ek elder aake meri butt ko touch karke chala gaya.

Mai bohot darr gaya tha,
fir maine mud ke dekha kaun hai
to pata chala wo >!mere bhaiya hain!<

>!actually kal unka18th birthday tha,!<
>!matlab officially elder ban gaye hain!<

6 ghante se “bas 5 minute aur” bolke baithe hain😩
Mera patience khatam ho chuka hai.
Ab ya to wo uthenge…
ya mai WiFi ki wire chaba lunga.👺

6 ghante se “bas 5 minute aur” bolke baithe hain😩
Mera patience khatam ho chuka hai.
Ab ya to wo uthenge…
ya mai WiFi ki wire chaba lunga.👺

Yeh baat lagbhag 7 saal purani hai, jab main 4th class mein tha. Garmi ka time tha, light gayi hui thi, pankhe band… poori class bhatti bani hui thi. 1st period chal raha tha, tab mam ek ladke ko bolti hain, “window khol do.” Window thodi upar thi, toh usko bench pe chadhna pada. Woh chadha, try kiya… par window stuck thi (sliding wali). Bohot try kiya usne, par kuch nahi hua. Mam bolti hain, “rehne do, mat kholo window.”

Aur tab… pata nahi mujhe kya ho gaya. Main full confidence mein bol deta hu: “mam main khol dunga, trust me.” Mam mana karti hain… par main already bench pe chadh chuka hota hu. Main bhi try karta hu… same result. Phir mere andar ka “Superman” activate ho jaata hai. Main zor lagata hu… ek jhatke mein window khul jaati hai....LEKIN..... poori window frame ke saath mere haath mein aa jaati hai.

Ab problem yeh thi: window 2x2 metre ki… aur main 1.4–1.5 metre ka baccha 😭 Obviously, main usse pakad nahi paaya. Window seedha mere haath se slip hoti hai… aur wahi paas mein ek ladki khadi thi, apni friends se baat kar rahi thi. Window seedha uske head pe jaake girti hai. Kaanch toot gaya. Khoon nikalna start. Aur jab window gir rahi thi, uska corner mere sir mein bhi lag gaya (shayad tabhi se main bhondu hu).

Us ladki ke head aur elbow se blood paani ki tarah behne laga. Uska sir fata… meri g fat gayi. Mam turant PT teacher ko bulati hain aur woh us ladki ko hospital le jaate hain. Main bench se utarta hu.... poora shock. Aur honestly, meri mam itni acchi thi, unhone mujhe daanta tak nahi. Bas mujhe calm kar rahi thi, kyunki main literally darr ke mare hil gaya tha.

Mere dimaag mein uss time kya chal raha tha: police mujhe le jaayegi, dande padenge, us ladki ke parents aake pitti laga denge… full crime scene feel aa raha tha 😭 Mam mujhe class ke ek corner mein baitha deti hain aur mere paas ek aur baccha bitha deti hain, jo mujhse bhi zyada dara hua tha. Woh bechara 3–4 periods tak continuous rota raha. Main already shock mein… aur background mein crying soundtrack chal raha hai.😭

Lunch ke baad jab woh ladki wapas aayi, saare bacche uske aas-paas ghoom rahe the… aur main? Corner mein akela baitha hu… ussi rote hui bacche ke saath. (haan, woh abhi bhi ro raha tha)

Mai apne papa ki 2 din ki mehnat ko kal se dhund raha hu but vo nahi mil rahi.
Ab kya karu kuch samajh nahi aa raha😭

Mai apne papa ki 2 din ki mehnat ko kal se dhund raha hu but vo nahi mil rahi.
Ab kya karu kuch samajh nahi aa raha😭