u/MoIestia

Let me break it down for you, Flurry. Your father and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said he was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting you a dog? That was a lie, filly. Truthfully, your dad likes it when I put him on a leash and walk him around the backyard. He's usually MORE naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is his idea. He'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- he one took a full-sized, adult stallion shit in my Dockers. Your father is one fucked-up slut, Flurry. And I love him, but I'm not bringing that energy back to the Crystal Empire with me. Frankly? He scares me sometimes. I don't know when Molestia molested him or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that stallion's head and I just don't know if I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.

Hello everyone who's reading this I'm glad to have you here, I decided to make ~~MLP meme sub #100~~ this completely 100% original idea that's been in my head for a sub for a long time. Myself and a few friends have thought of the idea of making this and i felt today was the best time, I've decided to do it whether in success and we thrive or failure

I don't envision a lawless wasteland but I also do not want to micromanage everyone, as long as what is posted can bring a laugh to most of you or encapsulates the very essence of the weirdness of the fandom then I'm happy with what's posted

with time every day i will iron out all the wrinkles of making a new sub, it's my first time so please be patient

Be freaky, be funny, be silly, and don't lose your snowpity ❄️