I ordered juices from different spots in Malappuram town and every single one looked diluted like mojito water. 😭 How are they selling these as “fresh juice”? It didn’t taste artificial or like essence, but there was literally no fibre or actual fruit texture at all.
Just saw her baby’s ear-piercing stories… and wow, that was hard to sit through 😅 Like, we get it you’re emotional but filming yourself up close while “feeling sad” just feels a bit too performative.
And the song choice?? “hey ennai kollathe” while holding the camera to your face like you’ve got a dramatic headache… it’s giving full-on cringe overload 💀
Okay I just need to rant because WHAT are these AstroTalk ads
The scripts??? I refuse to believe real humans wrote them.
“Ma’am, your life problems are due to negative energy, talk to astrologer immediately”
Like??? Who is approving this
And then seeing Mamta Mohandas and Amala Paul deliver these lines with a completely straight face??? That’s what sends me. HOW are they agreeing to this. I genuinely thought they were more… selective???
It’s giving full dramatic serial energy.
I mean I get it, ads are ads, money is money. But this is next level. It’s so over the top that I don’t even know whether to laugh or question reality.
At this point I watch these ads purely for entertainment. The confidence, the intensity, the “your destiny is one app away” vibes… unmatched
Anyway, needed to get that out. Anyone else seeing these or is my algorithm just cursed???