0% off discounts are bullshit
Have you ever minded your own business and see a sign saying that everything in the store is now 0% off, then you and way too many people entered and after seeing the prices unchanged you all blame the store, then you call out the manager and he says that everything in the store is indeed 0% off, then threaten the manager about the price only to find out that the 0% discount means that there's no discount at all, then you and the other people sued the whole store, then successfully win the court by being rewarded with $0 for each person and the judge lets the manager keep the store because he admits that all 0% discount offers are legal?
Man, this society is bullshit! WHERE'S MY 0% OFF DISCOUNT!?!