Sup gng can't believe I'm back here 18F
Hello broskiies
Reddit gave me dope ppl last time, so I'm trying my luck again. Okay, I actually came prepared this time. I've got a list of deal breakers before you waste both of our time.
Just to be clear, I HAVE friends. I'm only here bc I've got a shit ton of free time and love connecting with new people.
DEALBREAKERS
istg. If you're an unc tryna get into my pants ima block you faster than the speed of light. (3 × 10^8 m/s)
DRY TEXTERS. my BIGGEST ick. Like wth dude, YOU texted me first? Do I look like a fan? You can shove your nonchalant personality up your ahh 😊
"One-convo-stands" if you will. I've had people I've genuinely connected with had the best convo of my life, and the *boom* ghosted. What the freak was that then? A trailer? A free trial plan for your friendship? Do I pay now for the premium plan? Ppl like these fry my brain.
If you're a maga or support isr@el, don't even bother.
- points if you're a girly pop, you're deffo getting a reply bestie. ❤️
- POINTS IF YOU HAVE PETS :3
Please don't just send a "hey" or "hi". It's overwhelming, and I don't want to lose my kind of people just bc their lazyass couldn't type a few words.
Please be around my age
Also, if you're hesitating to shoot a message bc you've seen this post later (6 hours, 8days etc) DON'T. I will probably reply if I like your vibe.
LOOKING FORWARD TO THEM REPLIES:))