So if ABCD were an idol unit instead of a DJ unit, this might be how they introduce themselves, according to Floofy♡Cutie♡Doggo and the card quotes:
Eimi: メンバーカラーは赤っ恥、Doggoの秘策担当? エイミーこと浅井詠実です♪
(Member color is shaming red, I'm the Secret Plan Position, Azai Eimi, call me Eimi♪)
Eimi's post comment after this: This is too harsh...
Bell: メンバーカラーはお金ゴールド。会計担当べるべるです！あなたのお財布狙い撃ち♪
(Member color is money gold, I'm the accounting position Bell-Bell! Aiming for your purse♪)
Bell, stay away from my purse!
Shika: メンバーカラーは気持ちがブルー。ＤＪ担当しーちゃんこと、...
(Member color is blue feeling, I'm the DJ position, call me "Shii-chan"...)
The rest of it is cut off as Shika is too embarrassed when speaking this line. She even asked right after this: I have to say it all?!
Date-chan: メンバーカラーはお砂糖ホワイト。合法担当伊達ちゃんだよ～。いえーい無罪無罪
(Member color is sugar white, I'm the legal position, Date-chan~. Yay, innocent~~)
A very ironic position, if you ask me LOL.