I know it’s weird, but I see straight men as my superiors, and get fulfillment taking menial tasks and chores off their plates. The privilege of being useful for a real man is reward enough even if you don’t even acknowledge me.
To earn your trust, I must confess that I will be tempted to sniff your socks when I’m doing your laundry, BUT I would never sniff your underwear because I know that’d be way too invasive. Thank you for your consideration.
I know it’s weird, but I see straight men as my superiors, and get fulfillment taking menial tasks and chores off their plates. I want to bring you your laundry neatly folded, do your dishes, clean your place, etc. And I’d also be down to use my gay powers for good and help you pick your outfits/organize your stuff. I want to exist to make your life easier so you can focus on your gains and your own ambitions while I help things around you go smoothly. No reciprocation is needed and I’d literally be fine if you never spoke to me and just used me as a free butler/cleaning service. The privilege of being useful for a real man is reward enough even if you don’t even acknowledge me.
To earn your trust, I must confess that I will be tempted to sniff your socks when I’m doing your laundry, BUT I would never sniff your underwear because I know that’d be way too invasive. Thank you for your consideration.