u/Material_Student_487

▲ 11 r/tcap

New astrophysical/cosmological theory: Jeff Sokol memes will outlive the heat death of the universe.

Like, think about it. If you were a Boltzmann Brain that randomly fluctuated into existence in the far flung reaches of deep time, wouldn't you want something to laugh about? And what better thing in the universe to laugh about than Jeff Sokol with his pathetic pizza trying to diddle a kid?

You might even be a Boltzmann Brain laughing about Jeff Sokol right now.

u/Material_Student_487 — 12 hours ago

▲ 14 r/tcap

Would you be willing to let Jeff Sokol blank your blank until he blanks? And then after he can blank your blank until you blank all over his blank? And then afterwards he can invite Chris Hansen and his crew and then you can all blank each other's blanks until everyone blanks everywhere?

And then afterwards eat pizza.

u/Material_Student_487 — 13 hours ago

Would you be willing to have a lifetime bear and cub relationship with Chris Hansen in exchange for being let off the hook in one of his stings?

You get to choose which of you is the bear and which is the cub.

u/Material_Student_487 — 1 day ago

How many hours a day do you spend thinking about Jeff Sokol?

u/Material_Student_487 — 1 day ago

▲ 0 r/askastronomy

u/Material_Student_487 — 6 days ago