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"There's your giraffe, little girl." "I'm a boy." "That's the spirit."
H: "Am I turning you on?" M: "No." H: "What if I undo this button?" M: "Good night, Homer."
"Homer, We just got here, and already I'm mortified beyond belief by your embarrassing behavior."
"Hey, according to the charter, as chief constable, I'm supposed to get a pig every month!"
"I can't believe I paid $10,000 for this course! What the heck was that lab fee for?!"
"Oh, don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing..."
"Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk."
"Sports on a Sunday? Hmm… I better check with reverend..."
The Simpsons S02E05 [7F05] - Dancin' Homer (1990)
"Dancin' Homer" is the 5 episode of Season 2. November 8, 1990.
Homer becomes a baseball mascot for a local team, thanks to his butt-swinging dance to "Baby Elephant Walk." The team's subsequent high scores bring him to the attention of the major league headhunters and big commercial sponsors. But will success spoil Homer?..
"I want you two to simulate a typical household problem. Go..."
"Well, excuse me! Give him ten grand. Steve Martin on four. Ten grand."
The Simpsons S02E04 [7F01] - Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish (1990)
"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" is the 4 episode of Season 2. November 1, 1990.
Bart catches a three-eyed fish (named Blinky) in the river by the power plant, and it makes headlines. State nuclear inspectors find numerous safety violations, and order Mr. Burns to fix them OR ELSE the plant will be closed down. Burns plans to run for governor, so that he can pass laws that will keep the plant open (by doing away with the regulations which are costing him so much money)...