Why the hell would you need these? Do you tape your kids up frequently enough to need an image for that? Shoot your lettuce? Swim with your fish and local nun? Lick your fucking car shirtless? Somehow sit with your legs backwards? Fucking hysterical, i love them all.
Superman/Batman: Apocalypse: Darkseid infamously grabs Superman's cape to taunt him. He then gets the the holy shit beaten out of him seconds later by Superman.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space: this generic biker taunts one of said clowns, mocking him in all the ways you expect and destroying his tricycle by smashing it to pieces. The clown pulls out a pair of boxing gloves, miming in a silly way to fight. The guy says "What are you gonna do, Knock my block off?". To put it nicely, He immediately gets his block knocked off.
IRL: i'm sure the image kinda speaks for itself, right?
The guy on the left is Jorge José Ricardo Masetti Blanco, an Argentinean journalist and guerrilla leader.