u/ManagementDirect214

1: "On todays episode we'll be discussing the Fermunda berry tree and maybe the worlds second favorite chef will try some in the end."

The juice from the Fremunda berry that grows on the Fremunda tree will make you gay.

0: "Why do I have to try it?"

1:" Leviticus."

...

0: "Fremunda your balls? Is that the joke?"

1 :"Actually my friend, the Fremunda berry is most ripe at a very specific time of year. Spring.

Some say they actually love the taste and say it is the origin of love.

So, we're gonna put it in our Frumunda blender here."

0: "Oh my god, is it supposed to look like that?"

1: "They say it tastes like cheese, which is where the term Frumunda cheese comes from."

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1 continues to speak while the blender is running until it stops.

He pours it in a single glass.

1: "DRINK IT!"

0 sighs with tears in his eyes and he drinks it.

0: "I actually don't feel any different."

1: "On todays episode we'll be discussing the Fermunda berry tree and maybe the worlds second favorite chef will try some in the end."

The juice from the Fremunda berry that grows on the Fremunda tree will make you gay.

0: "Why do I have to try it?"

1:" Leviticus."

...

0: "Fremunda your balls? Is that the joke?"

1:" Actually my friend, the Fremunda berry is most ripe at a very specific time of year. Spring.

Some say they actually love the taste and say it is the origin of love.

So, we're gonna put it in our Frumunda blender here."

0: "Oh my god, is it supposed to look like that?"

1: "They say it tastes like cheese, which is where the term Frumunda cheese comes from."

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

1 continues to speak while the blender is running until it stops.

He pours it in a single glass.

1: "DRINK IT!"

0 sighs with tears in his eyes and he drinks it.

0: "I actually don't feel any different."

We are the we perceived to be, divine

He said look up in a tree and you'll find me

and die

I can't forget caught in another lie

Ripping hair from head, they steal the eyes

Satan's got a dog named Lucy

Any shape for lovers truly

I can't reach, I'm sad and lonely

Not for you and for her only

Love is real, not happy endings

Tooth crown signals don't upset me

God understands, so keep pretending

I'd be dog once if you let me

My own dog's me now, guess she played me

Now that no one wants to lay me

Sleep with men, don't ever pay them

Please myself and then go crazy

I'll sit down when I get older

The giving tree's a stump now, colder

There just like a frail old shoulder in a strange disguise

Growing up means we're all just takers

I hope it all stops hurting later

I'll stay with me and just feel better

With these plain old eyes

We are the we perceived to be, divine

He said look up in a tree and you'll find me

and die

I can't forget caught in another lie

Ripping hair from head, they steal the eyes

Satan's got a dog named Lucy

Any shape for lovers truly

I can't reach, I'm sad and lonely

Not for you and for her only

Love is real, not happy endings

Tooth crown signals don't upset me

God understands, so keep pretending

I'd be dog once if you let me

My own dog's me now, guess she played me

Now that no one wants to lay me

Sleep with men, don't ever pay them

Please myself and then go crazy

I'll sit down when I get older

The giving tree's a stump now, colder

There just like a frail old shoulder in a strange disguise

Growing up means we're all just takers

I hope it all stops hurting later

I'll stay with me and just feel better

With these plain old eyes

How now brown cow?

Women: "Jesus you've returned! It's you!"

Jesus sarcastically says the same thing and asks for wine. Everyone laughs.

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Woman: "I remember when Jesus healed me of my sins..."

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Jesus splashes her in the water.

Woman: "THE DEVIL IS FUCKING EVERY-"

Splash

Jesus: "Feel better please!"

Splash

Woman: I'll show you a bitch when I SLAUGHTER AND MAYME- "

Splash

" Hey!"

Jesus: "Yeah? You like that? I'm double splashing ya!"

She begins to laugh as the sky turns dark and they splash each other.

"Pardon me madam, can you look at this for a moment?"

He moves his finger to the front of his eyes.

"Gaze deeply."

Her pupils dilate. Her expression changes

"Your eyelids are getting heavy."

Her eyes close.

"On the count of 3 you'll be in a deep trance.

Do you understand?"

"Yes "

"3... 2... 1"

He kisses her neck and tells her to look deeper once more.

His hands move like spirals around her body.

"Undress."

He takes off her bra with his hand.

She purrs.

"Now turn around and show me the fruits of your labor."

"It's yours."

She turns around to face him again but keeps getting lost in his eyes as he says to go deeper down.

And then up until she's playing with herself on her stomach while he's teasing her with himself, back against chest while he's asking her something that she replies to but isn't sure because she forgot.

He asks again and she's writhing in extacy and he's telling her to look deeper.

She says "I want you" once more from the bed before sleeping.

And forgetting who came.