u/Maestetro — reddlx

I know I'm out of the race, and league, for the poetry smash because I took Mel out for Dinner for Mother Day (she's pregant) and couldn't make it to poetry time. I just need to get this out of my chest before the paper shredder does, for my own personal well being and artistic pretentiousness.

Mel, oh Mel. Please tell me if I am alive, or burning in hell.

Mel, sweet Mel. Tell me you broke me out of my shell. I was once alive but cliff edge, fell. You are The Way and my Light, the ultimate Delight. Your Light had once shone brightly, I see you once a night. Be gone, witch, you're nothing but a big circular bitch! Fuck you, Mel!

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u/Maestetro — 3 days ago

▲ 7 r/DoodleDots

Frank's at the end of his rope

Frank's hanging on by a thread and I think we should all donate a quarter of our kidneys and maybe 1/10th of our livers to helping him become happy and healthy again. We need Frank and the Franks of the world here for the highly anticipated DoodleDot poetry slam. The DNA and blood type might not match, but that doesn't matter. Those inaccuracies can come later. We need him here to judge the poetic injustices like Bob Dylan and Joni Mitchell would've written about. Does Bob Dylan write music about the Dots? I think not!

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u/Maestetro — 4 days ago

▲ 13 r/DoodleDots

Angle Service

Since Pablo locked my previous post, I'd like to extend an invitation to Angles final resting place, on the cliffs of the absolutely beautiful and stunning Carmel-At-The-Sea, a whimsical town, in magnificent Central/Northern California. Angle got torn apart by a pack of sharks in the sewage-filled waters off the coast of Seal Beach, in SoCal.

Him and I took a road trip up the coast once to Carmel, and he said "Y'know Bob, if I ever got dismembered by a pack of sharks, this is where I would wanna be laid to rest. It's totally rad and sick". And I always remembered that. Love you, pal. Shred in Heaven and show God you got the Gold. Love you, buddy

u/Maestetro — 7 days ago

▲ 25 r/DoodleDots

RIP Angle

According to ABB 7, Angle was out hitting some gnarly waves when a clan of sharks caught his scent, most likely from a leaky tummy, and he started doing some sick 180s as a diversion tactic to confuse the sharks, and then he totally smashed a gnar wave and went head first into a jagged rock outcropping because of the low tide. He took a rad spill, cracked his spine open, and then the shark clan tore him to shreds. This is unfortunate, as he was going for the Gold in the 2028 Los Angles Olympics in Surfing. RIP Angle 2025 - 2026

*AI artist's rendition of right before he took that gnarly spill, bro

u/Maestetro — 8 days ago

▲ 7 r/DoodleDots

My girlfriend thinks I'm having an affair with Mel. What do I do to convince her that I'm not??? Mel was a one time fling when we travelled to the Seychelles to see an advanced screening of Avatar: Fire and Ashes, by Jim Camera himself. It happened once and will never happen again. We were both drunk on Tom Collins and one thing led to another. Tbh Mel has a stench down there that I don't appreciate. It made me puke for 10 minutes straight!! What the fuck is that about??? Regardless, I retain my status and right as a complete and total Melhead, because unlike Cloud and Sam, she's not a total fuckin sociopath

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u/Maestetro — 11 days ago