u/LoweeLL

Our neighbors invited us over for dinner to help take our minds off Dad’s disappearance.

When I snuck down to check out their basement, I found him strapped to a table without his limbs, whispering, “Son… don’t eat dinner.”

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u/LoweeLL — 8 hours ago

The irate customer stormed inside, gave me an earful, and called me every name in the book for messing up their order.

I froze mid-apology as something huge slipped out of the ceiling vent, swallowed him up to the knees, and then looked at me like I was supposed to say thank you.

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u/LoweeLL — 5 days ago

It wasn't until I was arrested for the murder of the millionaire, whose car I was driving, that I realized the wish hadn't given me a new life; it had stolen someone else's.

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u/LoweeLL — 10 days ago