u/Lockj4w_NightVision

Mine isn't what you might expect, but in Needful Things, when Andy Klutterbuck finds Lenny Partridge on Castle Hill after being carjacked by Hugh Priest, Andy asks Lenny if Hugh took his car. Lenny's reply was:

"No, he beat the Christ outta me and flew away on a fuckin' magic cahpet!"

I was listening to the audiobook at work and almost burst out laughing.