"can you send me the link to this"
"what do you want me to clean today"
"can you help me with that"
OMFGGGGG HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE IT TO ADULTHOOD?!?! DID YOUR MOM JUST GIVE YOU A TIT THE ENTIRE TIME YOU WERE ALIVE?! FUUUUUCK. WE'RE BOTH ON BREAK FOR MATERNITY LEAVE BUT YOU SIT ON YOUR ASS ALL FUCKING DAY PLAYING GARRY'S MOD OR GOD OF WAR. LORD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU NEED TO WASH A DISH OR LOOK SHIT UP ON GOOGLE.
NOoOoOo.
I HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU APPARENTLY
AND YOU HAVEN'T BATHED IN A FEW DAYS OR GOT A DECENT HAIRCUT AND YOU WONDER WHY I DON'T FUCK YOU ANYMORE.
Fuck. Sorry.
Edit: I want to clarify - we've both been on leave for a few days now so after a past few busy months, it feels like playing catch up and this shit would be done quicker if I had help.
Another edit: I can't even sit back and let him step in otherwise shit will not get done. And to be frank, I don't have the time or energy to fix that