u/LavaMeteor

This can also apply to fights you were in, but you will be judged quite harshly.

The last fight I saw in a Kebab Shop was in York at 2 A.M. There was a lady, quite obviously drunk, talking to her friend kind of obnoxiously and loudly.

A sentient squirrely puffer jacket (the type who calls the shopkeeper "bossman" without acquiring said title naturally) came up to her and yelled at her to be quiet. She started arguing back, before the guy lamped her into a table and then ran shit-scared from the establishment, as there were approximately 4 robust Turkish men who instantly began to advance on him.

The men did not make chase, and everyone sort of stopped for a few minutes to see to her, make sure she was doing alright, patch up any wounds.

Sure, she was a bit loud, but it's 2 A.M in a Kebab shop. You can find much, much more disorderly people at such a time in such a place. She did nothing wrong, and everyone spent about 5 minutes in the aftermath talking about how shitty the man had been. It was an oddly uniting experience. Really highlighted the value of humanity, co-operation and kindness.

I like to think the puffer jacket man was spattered over the sidewalk by a city bus the very next day.