u/Kvazimods

Bert was perfectly fine with this plan and eagerly awaited his demise
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Bert was perfectly fine with this plan and eagerly awaited his demise

u/Kvazimods — 19 hours ago
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After seeing Hokit's last performance, how do you think he'll do against these guys?

I left out Waldo because I think him versus Hokit would be a good fight, but these other guys are huge.

u/Kvazimods — 21 hours ago
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If we could have our own acid pits, what would you want to use it for?

I went to slap up the Abysmal Remnant yet again and caught myself staring at the acid pits.

I've always found them awesome for some reason and it's probably my favorite Stage Fatality in Mortal Kombat.

I wish we could make our own, dump people and creatures in there and have their bones accumulate at the bottom. Would be sweet.

u/Kvazimods — 3 days ago
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All guys in their prime. What are your picks? (enter to see full image)

Ok so to explain some of these...

 

MacDonald vs Usman because Rory had great wrestling and was a good technical striker. He dismantled guys like Woodley before he became champion so I think it'd be a great fight.

 

Chimaev vs Romero - Has Romero ever been dominated in wrestling? Pretty sure he won a gold medal in the Olympics + he's a power puncher. Interesting matchup.

 

Pereira vs Liddell because it's a banger.

 

Lesnar vs DC - both great wreslters and this was supposed to happen many times but fell through.

 

GSP vs Silva - duh.

 

Stipe vs Cain - GOAT stats on both sides.

 

Khabib vs Islam - It would never happen but hardly the least realistic thing on this card lol. I think Islam takes it because of his striking.

 

Aspinall vs Ngannou - Aspinall made quick work of Pavlovich. Same with Ngannou? Extremely dangerous fight for him as well.

 

McGregor vs Topuria - Who in the holy ass wouldn't want to see this? Striking prodigies with dynamite in their hands.

 

Jones vs Fedor - Probably the best MMA fight you can make. GOAT vs GOAT. Fedor was so fast in his prime and had really good power, as well as very dangerous submissions. Jones has a really high fight IQ and is very tricky.

What would you add to this card?

u/Kvazimods — 4 days ago