u/Ksladen

My wife walked up to my home office door, stopped, and stared at me while I was on the computer. I stopped what I was doing and stared back into her eyes.

I thrusted my hand out and pointed at her for a moment, then made a C shape with my index finger and thumb.

“I’m squishing your head!” I said, furiously pinching my two digits together. She gasped, holding her hand to her heart, as if I had insulted her very being.

She countered with pointing back squishing my head, all while rushing up to me and screaming “SQUISH WAAAAR!!!”

12 years happily together. Times like these remind me why!