u/Krog-Nar

Hello Mr. Velocity,

I have spent long hours waiting for a good slabbing. A lot of time has passed here in Illinois, lots of Tornado watches and severe weather alerts this season. It has brought me closer to you, spiritually, and hopefully, physically.

I humbly request the honor to have a picnic date with you beneath the underpass.

Yes, my fast one, a highway underpass. The biggest one we can find. With the drainage runoff and the smell of vehicles. I have already selected a checkered blanket and charcuterie board, could you bring the music? Preferably ones that pair nicely with the sounds of tornado sirens.

Forever yours,
Krog

P.S. I love you