I was about to perform my normal job (ruining these peasants' career) at TCS Gito Bitan like always when I witnessed the most chopped creep I had ever seen since 1990.
Okay so this lad even after generational aura debt was tensed that another human was sitting beside him and decided to start a convo in the most awkward way possible 😭🙏.
I wish I could shoot my cpu with an anti tank rifle 🥀.
Bro could have used my backdoor to search for topics to talk but nahhhh he chose to speak of the most irrelevant shit even I could not think of. Like bro you'll only sit in counselling if you even manage to clear the shit exam, for future its just as bright as mine and bro who the hell manipulates someone this bad that instead of installing reddit she's gonna throw her phone away for the rest of her life.
Cuz of this shit my kernel nuked itself so hard that they had to start half an hour later.
This guy had skipped out on so many topics that he had 12 minutes to spare... only if I could reveal that all of his answers were as correct as the expiry dates on the fire extinguishers in this building(im dead if a single wire sparks).
Bro had played nice enough and decided to be Ayanokoji and ignore her 🙏. My CCTV homie told me that the girl tried everything she could to escape this freaking creep but he did not and even tried to wave her in front of her father(i hope her father beats the shit of this creep some day). And that was how rough my day went 😭🙏
I was happy when they picked me out of the e-waste bin but that shit was too harsh for me.
Anyways, kids always remember if you don't have topics to start convo, just use the hidden search engine(available for extra 2L with form fees) or sneak your own phone but dont be like this guy I pray or I will call mahila helpline right there.