Kas ma saan õigesti aru, et esimesed kolm kuud on "tellijate lemmik" kuupakett poole odavam kui nädalapakett, siis 4.-6. kuu on kuupakett natuke odavam kui nädalapakett (5.25 vs 6), 7.-12. kuu on nädalapakett päris oluliselt odavam (10.49 vs 6) ja sealt edasi on nädalapakett 50 senti odavam kui kuu kaupa makstes (10.49 vs 10)? Kes selle hinnasüsteemi välja mõtles? Kas see on püüd tarbijat segadusse ajada?
(Inspired by r/whereidlive)
Explanations:
Absolutely:
Unicorn lands - homeland.
Islands of Silk and Spice - sweet tropical climate, laid-back attitude, locals are open-minded and used to foreign-looking people. And good food - the Mantis are our spice bros in terms of cuisine.
Otosan Uchi - who wouldn't want to live in the capital? Even though it's a big city, there's just the most career and social opportunities there, so much history, and a vibrant and cosmopolitan environment.
Willing:
Phoenix lands - not too far from Unicorn lands in terms of climate. We have historically good diplomatic ties, they even have some of our horses and we wouldn't give those to just anyone. Some nice open plains for horse riding down South, too. Even though the Phoenix can be a bit traditional and there could be some discrimination of meishodo, I've heard they're quiet and mostly keep to themselves.
Scorpion lands - the third member of the spice bros. Spicy food is very important! Not to mention, they grow a lot of poppies, if you know what I mean. Nice varied landscape and masks seem fun.
Maybe:
The Eastern steppes. Ancestral ties to that land so would be interesting to visit, but a bit too empty out there, I want a little more social interaction in my life and honestly I couldn't live as a nomad like they did. I want a nice warm house to come home to after riding around.
Reluctantly:
Crab lands - the Crab are bros in general and very nice people, but the proximity of the Shadowlands would just make life there too dangerous and unpredictable for my liking.
Crane lands - while the natural variety of the coast seems nice, the Crane are just way too traditional and seem kind of intimidating honestly. I'd feel constantly judged and never accepted. I could never be at home in those fancy salons.
Dragon lands - mountains creep me out, to be honest. I'm just not used to land towering above me, feels like I'm being crushed. Also seems exhausting to trek through, and hard for horses. Though I've heard they appreciate mountain tuna and that's almost like Unicorn cooking. Then again I think they have a food shortage nowadays? And I would never understand anything the Dragon folks say to me. Daily riddles? No thanks.
Never:
Shadowlands - obviously. Everything trying to kill you, damn your eternal soul and drag you to Jigoku. Give us back our Moto!
Shinomen - I don't like talking trees and I hate not being able to see the horizon.
Lion lands - aside from the obvious military tension, like the Crane, I feel they are too traditional and would never accept me. I think a Unicorn samurai would be persecuted there.