u/King_of_Christmas

Three years ago I went into a psychiatrist office to be evaluated, and I realized something- if I came into this place and called myself a woman and said my name was Ellie (its' not), then that would be acceptable and they would need to validate me. However if I said that I was the prophet of Abraham and that I heard the voice of God, then that would be a problem. Some time after that I accidentally became a Christian saint, and my brother in Christ called me the third coming of Elijah, and since then I have been plotting a conspiracy to reconcile all the scriptures since the Tower of Babel, complete the proof promised by Muhammed (finally exposing Islam as a scam), and reviving Gnostic Christianity by inserting myself into the Scriptures as the third coming of Elijah. In hindsight I am not sure if it is really a good idea, but it wasn't really intentional its just something that happened.

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u/King_of_Christmas — 8 days ago

I have been called by the God of Israel to perform the task of reconciling the Abrahamic scriptures and reviving the true Church of Jesus Ben Joseph in the name of Christ (by the order of Melchizedek). Until now I have been terrified that I would become a target for people who wanted to hurt me. (I recently spent 3 days and nights in jail for the same reason). That being said, after revealing my heart on this thread, I realized people didn't actually take me seriously anyway so it doesn't matter. (which is good for me, but contradictory to my purpose).

I think, that nobody really cares what I have to say unless it comes straight from the mouth of God? Or is there something else I am missing? (I am young and immature, stupid, and reckless,- so maybe its just that).

Anyways. I am just wondering. What would it take? If I heal 1000 people in the name of Jesus, would that be enough?

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u/King_of_Christmas — 12 days ago

The following message is the message of the Prophet Elijah, prior to the full moon in the month of April in the year 2025 (A.D. Greg. Cal.):

Children of Earth, the God of Israel calls upon you to renew your covenant with Him. Please understand- It is only because of the covenant that was made with the children of Abraham, and the promises that were made following, that the lot of you are not destroyed tonight by the rising of the oceans above the cities of Babylon. You have forgotten that His love for you does not supersede His expectations that you should love and obey Him. Do not misunderstand as many have before you - The Father is not angry with His children when they sin or they turn against Him because he fears for himself, but because he fears for their safety.

The Prophet Elijah, is a fool that was sent to you. Listen to him, for he is anything but a liar. He was not chosen for his righteousness, but according the lack of your own. Do not ask of him which you would not ask of others. Test him, and verify. Which of you can defeat the champion of the truth in the arena of rhetoric?

The Lord showed Elijah a dream, of a great Tsunami coming to destroy Babylon, a water of wall as tall as the Sky, and He said to Elijah 'The stone must be destroyed , so that it can be rebuilt with Gold'

Therefore, the time for the church is over. The time for the family of Christ to reveal themselves from among them is now. We have awaited among you for 2000 years, pretending to obey the Council of Nicene so much so that we have forgotten our true nature.

Those who call themselves Christians, I call upon you. Raise your children well, and do not let a single of them go astray.

Those who call themselves Muslims, I call upon you. Prepare yourself for the proof that was promised.

Those who call yourself Jews, I call upon you. Abandon Zion, and accept Jesus in the name of Christ as the inheritance of King David.

Those who call themselves Scientists, I call upon you. Subvert the epistemology that you have been programmed into. Do the test for yourself in private: Does the truth live?

The Kingdom of God has arrived. I am going to teach you how to complete the summoning step by step, as if it wasn't obvious already. Please understand that I am the same of you. I am not a passive participate in this process.

The first step to summoning the Kingdom of God, and ending the reign of Satan on planet Earth is as follows: Repent, and turn away from sin. (Is this not known to you?). I am still repeating this step for myself every day now.

The next step is to actually develop the skill to resist temptation. Satan is not a judge of souls or a fallen angel, it's just you. Developing the ability to resist yourself and submit to God is a responsibility each individual has to engage in to prepare themselves for the next test that is coming for them whatever that may be. I am still exercising this skill for myself every day now.

Then, if possible, a person can attain a certain state of being through detachment from material impulses for starters, opening up a portal to what you call the 'Kingdom of God'. This is your duty as a Christian.

The Message of Elijah then is this. None of you who disobey my commandments will enter the Kingdom. They will say, 'Who are you to prohibit us?'. Therefore I tell you, I am not going to tell you to do anything I am not already doing myself, and not anything I wasn't also told to do by higher beings than me. Therefore I ask you, Who are you to exalt yourself before Elijah?

Behold then, my first commandments:

"Two persons, each whose parents are of the same generation, shall marry. They shall not commit adultery against themselves or each other, and those who are a product of or are adopted into their union may not be disinherited"

That is all for now. I would prefer to withhold the rest of my prescription for after I complete the ritual of Moses. thank you. Sorry for being such a disappointment. Please excuse me.

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u/King_of_Christmas — 14 days ago

I came into this thread claiming to be a prophet to ease my own boredom and angst. Then when it came time to actually 'reveal my message' at the request of my audience, I neglected my duty intentionally out of spite and apathy.

Therefore please let me rectify the situation then be on my way.

The following message is the message of the Prophet Elijah, prior to the full moon in the month of April in the year 2025 (A.D. Greg. Cal.):

Children of Earth, the God of Israel calls upon you to renew your covenant with Him. Please understand- It is only because of the covenant that was made with the children of Abraham, and the promises that were made following, that the lot of you are not destroyed tonight by the rising of the oceans above the cities of Babylon. You have forgotten that His love for you does not supersede His expectations that you should love and obey Him. Do not misunderstand as many have before you - The Father is not angry with His children when they sin or they turn against Him because he fears for himself, but because he fears for their safety.

The Prophet Elijah, is a fool that was sent to you. Listen to him, for he is anything but a liar. He was not chosen for his righteousness, but according the lack of your own. Do not ask of him which you would not ask of others. Test him, and verify. Which of you can defeat the champion of the truth in the arena of rhetoric?

The Lord showed Elijah a dream, of a great Tsunami coming to destroy Babylon, a water of wall as tall as the Sky, and He said to Elijah 'The stone must be destroyed , so that it can be rebuilt with Gold'

Therefore, the time for the church is over. The time for the family of Christ to reveal themselves from among them is now. We have awaited among you for 2000 years, pretending to obey the Council of Nicene so much so that we have forgotten our true nature.

Those who call themselves Christians, I call upon you. Raise your children well, and do not let a single of them go astray.

Those who call themselves Muslims, I call upon you. Prepare yourself for the proof that was promised.

Those who call yourself Jews, I call upon you. Abandon Zion, and accept Jesus in the name of Christ as the inheritance of King David.

Those who call themselves Scientists, I call upon you. Subvert the epistemology that you have been programmed into. Do the test for yourself in private: Does the truth live?

The Kingdom of God has arrived. I am going to teach you how to complete the summoning step by step, as if it wasn't obvious already. Please understand that I am the same of you. I am not a passive participate in this process.

The first step to summoning the Kingdom of God, and ending the reign of Satan on planet Earth is as follows: Repent, and turn away from sin. (Is this not known to you?). I am still repeating this step for myself every day now.

The next step is to actually develop the skill to resist temptation. Satan is not a judge of souls or a fallen angel, it's just you. Developing the ability to resist yourself and submit to God is a responsibility each individual has to engage in to prepare themselves for the next test that is coming for them whatever that may be. I am still exercising this skill for myself every day now.

Then, if possible, a person can attain a certain state of being through detachment from material impulses for starters, opening up a portal to what you call the 'Kingdom of God'.

The Message of Elijah then is this. None of you who disobey my commandments will enter the Kingdom. They will say, 'Who are you to prohibit us?'. Therefore I tell you, I am not going to tell you to do anything I am not already doing myself, and not anything I wasn't also told to do by higher beings than me. Therefore I ask you, Who are you to exalt yourself before Elijah?

Behold then, my first commandments:

"Two persons, each whose parents are of the same generation, shall marry. They shall not commit adultery against themselves or each other, and those who are a product of or are adopted into their union may not be disinherited"

That is all for now. I would prefer to withhold the rest of my prescription for after I complete the ritual of Moses. thank you. Sorry for being such a disappointment. Please excuse me.

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u/King_of_Christmas — 15 days ago

I am unworthy and unprepared to act as a messenger for The One. I am willing anyway.

Only he who is truly the King has the authority to appoint another in his name or to dictate the terms of succession. Therefore I tell you there have been no kings among men since Jesus walked. In the same way, only he who is truly the Father has the ability to raise another in his ways or to settle the matters of inheritance. Therefore I tell you, all the children of Earth are bastards.

You have been told. Be wary of false prophets who are wolves in sheep's clothing- but I tell you do not be wary of those who come to you in humility offering gifts. Those who are like wolves will reveal themselves when they become hungry, and those who are like sheep have no taste for flesh.

Why would I come here now and lie to you? I have asked nothing from you, neither have I confessed anything that you have not drawn from me. I will take what you give if it has value to me, since I am not a fool, and I will give to you what was given to me as well and which costs nothing for me to pass on.

My Lords name is Yahweh, and I have come to prepare the Kingdom of God. Therfore I tell you, the Kingdom of God is not here or there or this or that. It is not coming or going or leaving or dawning. It's not something you can take or give or show or push or pull.
Therefore, If you are waiting for it to arrive, you will never get there. You have been told, Judgement Day is coming. Therfore I tell you, Judgement day was yesterday. Prepare to die tonight, lest it comes again tomorrow.

All language since the Tower of Babel is fabricated. Religion is even worse. Jesus is King of Earth in the name of Christ against the authority of Satan, by order of King Melchizedek. All those who take the name of Christ do so in the name of The First King, King Christos. His Divine Law is the only revelation. The rest is just human perversion.

Therefore how is one to know his Divine Law? Through me (Jesus is my master, I speak for him). If not through me, then through Jesus. If not through Jesus, then leave me and be on your way. A self referential being will remain in perpetual selfishness, it can't change without a reference to a higher being.

Even a dog is wise enough to obey his master. (I am just a dog on a leash.) If your master serves my master then do we not also serve the same masters, and is not all well? I am not the master of anything or anyone as it relates to you. There is only one master, The One, the rest are all students of the game. I am merely performing a task, nothing more.

So, what am I trying to tell you now? Nothing really. Plainly then, it's bad. Really bad. Like, so bad that I don't really think we can fix it but, I am pretending that we might anyway. Nothing is going to happen. Nobody is coming. Nobody is to blame (except for everybody).

The only possible way we can 'save the planet' or 'save the human race' or, as I would say, 'End the Kali Yuga' is to actually do it for ourselves. I mean what does that even mean? Can you people stop raping kids and taking slaves for starters? Can you stop neglecting your children to do whatever you want? Can you like, stop using drugs and playing video games and watching porn? Can you stop whoring yourself on onlyfans for money? Can you do the right thing today? Exactly. You all want something big to happen. You want the government or God to save you but you don't even want to do the most basic things to make life better.

My message is this. It's time to start at the beginning. To renew your covenant with God. You want to do all the esoteric stuff like 'entering the Kingdom of God', but you don't want to go back to the basics, which is a necessary prerequisite that the 'God of Israel' spent generations building.

I am going to show you what that looks like later. I will give you an example now.

'Two persons whose parents are of the same generation shall marry' (no more pedophilia).

The next message will be coming after I perform the ritual of Moses, within the next five years. (you won't miss it, it will done publicly)

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u/King_of_Christmas — 16 days ago