u/King_Of_Tangerines

Some factions have "Brainless" armies, as I call them. I call them that because even a numbskull would be able to grasp how they work. They auto-resolve away most armies, especially on easier difficulties, or at least making it easy enough to just send them in and watch them grind the enemies into pulp in melee. There are less brainless doomstacks on harder difficulties, but I am sure they exist, if Okoii is any suggestion.

Anyways, now that I have defined my question, let me state it. What is the hardest faction to brainless?

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

In this dream, I was sleeping in the same room as some bully. I don't really know who or what he was to me, just that he was a big, brutish man who didn't talk much.

And talk he didn't, as he kicked me out of the king-sized bed and left me to sleep on the cold carpet, too afraid to contest his bully bulk, I let him have it.

(That's not the scary part; I'll get to it soon)

When I woke up, it had gone from dusk to night.

The bully had disappeared

In his place, laying on the bed was a woman, The Lady in the Moon, as I call her. Luna for short.

I knew as soon as I opened my eyes... that I was looking at a goddess.

Her body was glowing brightly with pale light, she had delicate, pale skin. Her hair's color was muted by the bright glow of her skin, but seemed blonde, she was smiling and gesturing for me to come closer.

I think now, I know how those stupid sailors felt when hearing the song of a siren... because I gave in without a second thought, climbing back onto the bed, hugging her and falling asleep again in her arms

I woke up again.

It was midnight now.

I was alone, but I saw her pale light still in the room, pointing me to a dufflebag on the floor

Inside the dufflebag was the bully, he was alive, but I had to wonder how he got crammed into a dufflebag without waking up. He must have been a heavy sleeper.

Then, the light pointed me to the window.

I looked out the window, and I saw the full moon outside, it was a bit bigger than usual.

The light pointed back to the bully, then out the window.

At the bottom of the 2-story drop, was a deep lake.

Nobody would know. Nobody would hear. Nobody would see it.

He would sink like a rock.
I remembered something my best friend told me, I don't remember what.

Just that "But he said... mumble mumble"

I backed away from the window, unzipped the duffle bag, and ran from my room, going to the bathroom, almost every room in this house had a window, but this one was smaller and had curtains.

I looked outside one last time, drawing the curtains, I wish I didn't

Because I saw the moon, but this time, it almost seemed to have repositioned itself... Like a giant eye.

Moreover, despite it being one night, it suddenly turned from a full moon to a vertical sliver, like an eye that had gone from observing, to glaring.

I drew the curtains, and in an amount of time I couldn't tell, the sun rose again.

I knew this when the bully knocked on my door, asking why he had woken up in a bag, I looked outside.

It was sunny again, and the moon seemed further away than ever.

But still, the sense of dread remained.