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Wallahi some of you are actually mentally ill 😭

I just spent time arguing with one guy talking the MOST reckless shit about Somalis, acting like some ultra nationalist Soomaali uncle from Muqdisho… just to open his profile and find out it’s a whole cadaan guy pretending to be Somali LMFAOOO.

And suddenly everything on this sub made sense.

Half the people spreading clan bait, misinformation and weird anti-Somali takes are literally non-Somalis roleplaying online because they’re obsessed with Somalia for some reason. You check the profiles and it’s always some random guy from Europe or America writing dissertations about Somali politics like he fought in the civil war himself 😭

Some of y’all know more clan lineage than your own family tree. It’s actually embarrassing.

Then they’ll sit there farming upvotes from other clueless people while actual Somalis get downvoted for correcting obvious nonsense. This sub genuinely feels like a Somalia fan fiction forum sometimes.”

Trying to find stuff to do, meet new people and actually enjoy life a bit more. What hobbies or activities are you guys into in Lusaka or Zambia in general?”

Ba guy this one is a must. No way we’re sitting at home watching people shout “IF” on WhatsApp stories like spectators 😭

But be real… which tickets are you actually getting?Are we moving normal or everyone is secretly eyeing VIP like “I’ll see how” 💀

Also concerts like this aren’t for moving solo. If your friends are acting slow or saying “next time”, this might be the place to link up with people and make a plan.

Where are you guys even buying tickets before they finish?

And let’s be honest… these crowds can be hectic. Guard your phone properly, don’t come and start posting “who saw my iPhone” after 😭Parking nayo how is it usually? Or better to just use Yango and avoid stress?

Lowkey compared to some of these K15,000 concerts flying around, this one actually makes sense to attend.

So what’s the move Lusaka… we outside or we relaxing at home? 👀🔥