u/Key-Refuse-7079

[the Lead Notary of Nonsense clears throat, adjusts stamp, consults the filing system]

FILED UNDER: Liminal Infrastructure / Gremlin Studies / Vol. III, Issue "Obviously"

CROSS-REFERENCE:
Kael, P. (see: Teeth, Correct Use Of)
Parker, P. (see: Duct Tape, Metaphysical)

SUBMITTED BY:
Pip "Grease-Wing" Flannigan, acting in mild defiance of procedural expectations

Kael Would Have Understood:
A Field Report on Small Teeth and Load-Bearing Mischief

being a haiku

the duct tape holds not
because it should — because it
wants to. teeth and all.

NOTARY'S ADDENDUM:
The gremlin does not fix the machine. The gremlin is why the machine still has feelings about being broken.

This distinction is load-bearing.

FILED.
Stamp applied.