I accidentally became a relationship therapist for a couple fighting on a train 💀
This happened a few months ago. I was traveling home by train, sitting quietly with earphones in, pretending to study but actually doing absolutely nothing.
At one station, a couple sat in front of me. Within 10 minutes they started arguing in whispers… which slowly upgraded to full competitive debating.
The guy was like, “You never listen to me.”
The girl hit back with, “Because you only speak when I’m watching reels.”
Then suddenly both of them looked at ME.
Bro.
ME.
The guy goes, “Bhaiya, aap hi batao, am I wrong here?”
I froze like Windows XP.
Before I could even answer, the girl started explaining HER side too. For the next 20 minutes I became an unpaid couples counselor between two strangers while random uncles nearby nodded seriously like a court hearing was happening.
At one point the uncle next to me even said, “Communication is important.”
The best part?
They eventually made up.
The worst part?
They got off together smiling… and I continued the journey alone eating ₹10 railway chips wondering where my life went wrong.
Pata hai aaj kya hua : I remembered ts