I’ll go first… moved into a new house and immediately locked myself out like an idiot. Tried climbing in through a hip-height window, lost my footing on the way through, fell backwards, and my knee went the opposite direction to the rest of me when I landed. One loud pop and my ACL was gone. I still had to army crawl through the window with a busted knee to get to my phone and call for help.
I need a better story to tell