u/KennedyFriedChicken

why i like eggs:
• come in groups of 12
• can be scrambled
• can be fried
• can be boiled
• can be put on toast
• can be put in cake
• can be thrown at houses
• can contain a baby chicken which make more egg

$VITL farms makes the best eggs. the ones where the chicken gets to go outside and walk on grass like a little
chicken person. they are #1. number one. the best egg.

stock went from $53 to $12 because the egg people got new computers and the computers did not work. walmart got mad and the eggs sat there sad. but the chicken does not know about the stock price. the chicken just lays the egg. that is her job and she does it well.

2,000 shares at $14.14

Tldr: not a financial advisor. I just really like eggs