u/Kellogg-

Locked out!

I disabled the touch screen while playing, and forgot to re-enable it before turning off.

I can't enter my pin.

The cursor isn't moving, even though there's nothing wrong with the joystick.

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u/Kellogg- — 4 days ago

In Praise of The Secret

Let's talk about projectors. On channel seven they televise a show called The Secret, which is about this thing called manifesation. It once held the record for the most copies sold to The Desperate Housewives, and it's author, Rhonda Byrne, was the bravest whistleblower of her time, until Edward Snowden decided to smuggle the CIA up his bumhole.

The Secret was a treatise on this thing called the law of attraction, which says your vibrations are proper hectic.

It comepletely changed my perspective, now I don't leave the house without me mum's electric massage wand tucked into me back pocket, and in just half an hour, I've already found half a can of Jim Beam, a bag of chips, and four ciggie butts.

It's just physics!

Today, The Secret has been translated into seventeen million different languages, including Elvish, Dothrakki, and Cling-On, and is the most widely respected scientific study in the known universe.

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u/Kellogg- — 5 days ago

Hi guys, lovely day, isn't it?

I love the brand, but I can't seem to find their store. I saw this little baby in a pram with a centrelink jumper and I knew I just had to have it. Now I get parental payments, too.

Thank you so much for the help, hugs and kisses!

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u/Kellogg- — 7 days ago