u/Kale_bean — reddlx

A cathartic post for sitters

We house sat for this homeowner who told us that this was his first time doing house sitting. We stayed for a month and a half cleaning liquid poop every day and when we dropped off the keys today he bitched us out for five minutes meticulously explaining all of the things that weren’t clean in his house. And said he was “VERY disappointed in us” mind you, we deep cleaned the house for two days before we left! We tried our best. This was our text response to him!

Bro was even explaining how the couches weren’t perfectly lined up smh

u/Kale_bean — 4 days ago

▲ 15 r/trustedhousesitters

As a sitter, I’ve always wondered: do homeowners meticulously clean their houses before someone comes to sit or are they just normally that clean or do yall hire maids or what? It’s like crazy how clean some of these places will be.

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u/Kale_bean — 9 days ago

▲ 7 r/trustedhousesitters

I’ve been at a house sit for a bit over a month with 6 cats and he showed us around his VERY clean house and all seemed good. There’s four litter boxes, two of them are smart. So we assumed it would be pretty chill…. We were WRONG. Almost every day one of the cats will leave liquid shit on the carpet, WHITE carpet bro! When she easily has access to the litter boxes and they’re clean. And one time we left a small pile of clothes on the floor for a week and when I picked them up they were SOAKED in piss and had turds in them. And yesterday I went in the bathroom to grab a freshly folded and clean towel and there was piss and shit on it. And we’re obviously not getting paid. WWYD??!

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u/Kale_bean — 11 days ago