STARMAN 1984 - MOD ANNOUNCMENT
Everyone remembers their best days. The birth of their first born, the first time they rode a bike, meeting the love of your life. For America, there doesn’t seem to be that many good days anymore. There’s better and there's worse days, no good. The Economy is fractured, Cars lay abandoned and dormant on the side of the road. James “I wanna let other women tickle my Jimmy” Carter was elected to fix our problems, but now 8 years later, they’ve ballooned out of this world. The Party sat there, posturing, praying for mercy, trying to find their candidate. Dukakis, Culver, Hart, Jackson, Bradley, Nunn, Mondale, our 7 dwarves fought through the primaries, dead after deadlock until no candidate was victorious. Jackson was the leader, 850 delegates, but Culver and Hart were clawing through the rubble of their party squabble. It would take a miracle to save a party. But, on the 17th ballot, in the smoke filled room, the starman took flight. To fight problems larger than our world, we need a man who’s been out of it, His name was John Glenn.
You're getting a Bryan mod and you're going to like it. Music player? Put in some headphones and weep that Astro didn't add jibjab to the jibjab election mod. CYOA? How about you choose what state to visit? Cynicism? Nope, the advisors call you a bitch because if you decide to call your opponent a slur, you deserve it. Achievements? Yeah, you achieve a way to kill fifteen minutes. This isn't exactly a joke mod, it's not exactly a serious mod either, my hope is to make fun of the tropes I've seen in a lot of mods, and also just make a name for myself.
"B-B-But Billy, what about Rest for the Wicked"
Yeah my file fucking crashed, I'm not going to remake 80% of the mod, and honestly, we need more straight to the point fun mods like '96 Rockefeller (which I encourage everyone to check out). So to the 2 people who remember that, sorry.
So enjoy this mockup, shut up, and it'll come out hopefully some day.