Long time lurker, first time poster in the lesbian fashion corner of Reddit 👋
I come bearing IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE INFORMATION, but humbly as I know every body is different: I may have found the holy grail of tank tops (yes, the wife pleaser variety, but make it intentional).
I've searched for the perfect wife pleaser for my bigger, bound boobs and my slight muffin top. Lots of folxs here like the tight tanks but that just doesn't work for my armpit fat and post preggo tummy. I need:
Wide straps = actually hides a binder without the constant “is it showing??” anxiety spiral. Shorter length = doesn’t turn into a surprise dress on a shorter torso. Not see-through = like… truly. No “only in certain lighting” nonsense.
I put it on and didn’t immediately want to change outfits, which feels significant.
Also it has that low-key flirty vibe? Not in a “I’m trying too hard” way, more like “I could help you carry something heavy and also make awkward eye contact about it.”
Anyway, if this sounds like something you've been searching for, (I KNOW, F*CK BEZOS) but look up Arssm Boys Tank Tops on Amazon. I am wearing the 11-12 years size. Measurements are 17.5" pit to pit. 23" long. If You have something like this Not on Amazon. Please share!
Sincerely, Someone who just wants a reliable tank top and maybe a little bit of an ego boost.