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Just cuz some JT Dolan wanna be tv writer liked Dragnet or something, we have to see that lame scene of cops speeding up to a pizza joint and threaten the owners with a trumped up “accessory after the fact” to some school vandalism? And then the son knows its Anthony Soprano’s pizza on sight, doesnt want to say, yet gives in and rats him out? Come on…. If it weren’t for Artie rockin out in the front row to the Miami relatives at Ade’s new club, that ep, i putta my footupitsass (compared to the others of course)

When the wind chimes go off at 3 o clock, she tells the story of her and “Kenny” who had a double marriage thing with Mikey and JoJo, whatevah happened there. We’re talking JoJo “Brau-un” herself and Mikey Grab Bag palmice! Paulies lady friend from the scrub show musta run with some heavy hitters before she snagged Paulie. Poppin midol and shit. Wonder who Kenny was?! Any ideas

When America opened the floodgates and let all us r/thesopranos users in, what do u think they were doing it for? Because they were trying to save us from the gamers? No. they did it bc they needed us to build their subreddits, and their memes making fun of Steve Schirripa. And to make’em richer! Now those other fucks, these quicky G and fat fatty assholes on this site…they’re crooks too, but that’s the business, right? Seen the Sopranos twice, marone! The Reddit way, right? Well, we had the balls to take what we wanted. Some of us dont wanna swarm around their hive. We wanna preserve the things that meant something to us. Honor and family and loyalty. Not asking boolshit questions on a 2nd rewatch! And above all, making fun of Steve Schirripa. I said my piece, Chrissy

Shows T felt real meaning in his friendship with Artie. Who else besides Artie talked back to Tony in every season and got away with it (i mean other than Fielder and that T Rex Carmela)? Who else got invited to come live in that swingin bachelor pad of his recently deceased mother when T and Carm were on the outs? I’ll tell ya who- nobody but Artie! And AJ doesnt count that season, he crashed that party- otherwise that coulda been a whole other spinoff show. Chase’s 20 second pitch to the studio heads-> “Antonio Soprano+Arthur Bucco=true bff’s 4ever, makin cash, cookin hash and crushing ass!”

In the Boca ep at the soccer match, when Tony offers to back him putting money on the street, he asks Artie something like “how’s chef’in at Dimple’s” or something to that effect and Artie makes what I guess is a self-deprecating joke that they have a new chemical they put in the salad bar to keep the lettuce fresh. Salad bar?! Everybody knows Artie would give his own restaurant back to the bank before he turned it into an IHOP. Where was he cooking after the fire/before it opened back up (besides the independent catering gigs we see) and was this the only allusion to having to cook in someone else’s restaurant? Anyway, BRING THE COOKIES!

Damn girl, that’s a big wine glass full of 80 proof liquor. You think she’d be the one who was throwing up instead of Father Phil. Carm can handle herself when she gets bombed, like at Livia’s wake (whatevah happened there)