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Just today it has been revealed that the person in charge of making the backgrounds at the login screens has been caught taking payoffs from the optometry industry. The plan seems to have been to create eye strain, sight failure, and possible exploding of the eye balls upon seeing this weird bright image flash up on the screen all of a sudden. One person being rushed to the emergency room covering their eyes with blood coming out between their fingers ran past our news crew exclaiming that it was both majestic and horrible at the same time that someone had finally invented the visual version of nails on a chalk board. The exact person responsible for this travesty is unknown but company leaders are expected to put out a statement shortly. Standers near by whispered that "if only someone had listened to that one guy on reddit a few weeks ago that mentioned being able to change your own login screen background, that this wouldn't have had to happen". A vigil will be held in Tama later today at a currently unknown time. Potential comers were asked to just show up with expensive stuff in their cargo as a sign of respect for the used to be seeing individual. We can all only imagine what the victim would have been able to see the rest of their life. This has been a news update from completely did happen news.