u/Intrepid-Grape9960

Stomach sleep is evil.

Well.. my MIL, constructed of the pits of hell, is a stomach sleeper; so I presume it is.

She gets into bed at night and just... Body slams the mattress? Idk, but it got me thinking. I've never known a single other adult who stomach sleeps, but I've also never known someone so evil. Correlation vs. Causation? You tell me.

But it all seriousness. How are you even getting into the position? And why? And where's your face? And do you literally not move all night?And would you or others consider you evil?

And when I say stomach sleeper, I mean truly flat on your stomach, not kind of on your side or with one leg up. Like... planking.