No I don't know where to find Barry Manilow.
Years ago in high school, I worked for a grocery store chain and was offered OT one Saturday at a different location. I arrived very early due to much lighter traffic than expected so I stopped off at a local record store. This place had a very hippy vibe/black lights etc. so all the employees were in tie dye/long hair stoner types. Me in dress pants, shirt and tie started thumbing through the Heavy metal section looking for cds. This lady started following me around and eventually rudely asked me where to find the Barry Manilow after I had ignored her for several minutes. Offended I responded 'How the hell would I know' and proceeded to the register to pay for my goods. It was not until I was almost to my workplace that it hit me she thought I worked there.