Billy, this is Dawn Chambers. She is the most undervalued secretary in NY. Her defect is, uh... she, um... can't work the front desk. She can answer phones, stay calm in conflict, and pretend flowers belong to someone else. She's worth a Hildy. We can get her for a joke ad in the New York Times.
Sal, I don't want to make you uncomfortable or out you in front of your coworkers, but I admire your artistic ability and I'm attracted to you. I'd like to take you out sometime.