
u/Illustrious_Tax_3760

Jon revokes Garfield's front door privileges.
It's an eating contest!
The contestants are:
Jughead Jones (Archie Comics)
Garfield (...)
Shaggy and Scooby (Scooby-Doo)
Starfire (Teen Titans)
Kirby (Kirby)
No Face (Spirited Away)
Bortus (The Orville)
Round 1: 100 plates of five-stacked pancakes!
Round 2: 60 cupcakes!
Round 3: 500 cigarettes!
Round 4: 40 cakes (Sponsored by LexCorp, and that's terrible)!
Round 5: Literally the whole feast from Spirited Away!
Round 6: The cookie from Cookie Clicker!
Round 7: The cast of the Annoying Orange!
Final Round: Just a human! Just a living, breathing human that's screaming in fear!
Who wins?!?!
She saw my Scollace wallpaper on my phone and asked me if it was a joke. I said yes, she didn't think it was a joke. I changed the subject.
What sucks is that she's done this her whole life since I was like 14. She asks me if I'm gay now and then. If I say yes, she doesn't believe me, then I backtrack. If I say no, she still doesn't believe me, and I get defensive, and one of us changes the subject.
I think my dad's fine with it (I don't think he really cares either way. He's already accepted that grandkids are an impossibility), but it still burns me that my mom still won't either believe I'm gay or at least live with it. Maybe I'll come out to her when I move out of my parents' house.
I came out to him today! He's cool with it!