u/Ill-Treacle-357

For example: \"The condom prevents his semen from entering her body.\"

导师看到我的毕设惊了：The literal translation is "My advisor was shocked by my graduation project," but if you understand Chinese, the homophonic pun is "My advisor saw my pussy ejaculate."
卧思客哀笑南梁：Directly translating it might be a classical Chinese poem, but its meaning is: I am a cute femboy
在女朋友的牛子上尝出了兄弟玉足的味道：Tasted my buddy's feet on my girlfriend's dick
名字越长就会有沙雕跟着念：The longer my name is, the more idiots will repeat it
我要下车给你炮管掰断：I'm getting out to snap your barrel off
海绵宝宝误入银趴哭诉大家无孔不入：SpongeBob accidentally walked into an orgy and cried that everyone had filled his holes
真心不一定换真心但力度一定换声音：Sincerity may not always be returned with sincerity,but force will always be met with moans

Author's title: "I've finished the animation, and Trump still hasn't decided whether to fight."

https://reddit.com/link/1t70tsw/video/lngdc3ou4wzg1/player

我动画都画完了 特朗普都还没想好要不要打_哔哩哔哩_bilibili