u/Icy-Introduction3172

Everyday I get up and can't find a clean pair of scrubs.

Didn't I do laundry a few days ago? Who knows.

Could I rewear yesterday's scrubs? No, because I sweat like a hog and don't want to be known as Lord Stinkums.

Buy more scrubs? Somehow the universe has engulfed the old pairs because I am still only able to find the same 3 sets.

Wear professional clothes? Too bad, fat boy. The button popped on your fancy pants. 🤡